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LEGAL, BUT UNDERSTANDABLY SALTY
Welcome to TheSaltyGoddess.com. This is the fine print—wrapped in sass, sealed in snark, and required by law. You probably won’t read this, but if you do, know that we kept it classy, not creepy.
🔐 Privacy Policy – "We Keep It Classy, Not Creepy"
Last Updated: MAY2025
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We collect the usual:
Your name (if shared)
Email address (with permission)
IP and device data
Analytics about how you strut through our site
We use cookies (not the baked kind) to:
Remember your preferences
Analyze our content
Serve up sass more efficiently
We NEVER sell your info. Not now. Not ever. Your privacy is sacred—like your grandma's secret recipe.
You have rights (because you're a whole grown adult):
Access, edit, or delete your data
Unsubscribe with a click (but we’ll miss you)
⚖️ Terms & Conditions – "Read This Before You Try Some Shenanigans"
Effective Date: MAY2025
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By being here, you agree to the following:
You won't steal our content (we see you)
You won't act like a troll (get your own bridge)
You understand nothing on this site is legal, medical, or financial advice
All the words, images, glitter, and downloads on this site are ours. Respect the copyright or risk the wrath of our legal eagle.
All purchases and downloads are final unless otherwise noted. Refund info is clearly posted where applicable.
🍪 Cookie Policy – "Yes, We Use Cookies. No, They're Not Gluten-Free"
Updated: MAY2025
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We use cookies to:
Track how fabulous you are while browsing
Remember your login or preferences
Analyze traffic and tweak what needs tweaking
You can disable cookies in your browser anytime. But just know, some features might stop working—and we can't be responsible for that chaos.
Questions? Compliments? A good GIF to share?
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